Seattle superheroes on May Day patrol

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SEATTLE — Breaking free from the cover of night, self-proclaimed superhero Phoenix Jones is out in broad daylight keeping Seattle safe on May Day.

jones2“It’s pretty clear what I’m here for when I put this suit on,” Jones said. “I have to understand people will respond to me that way because they know what I stand for.”

Armed with all kinds of gadgets and gizmos, Jones and his league of not very ordinary gentlemen patrolled the streets.

One superhero said, “We’re not here to start trouble. We’re here in case there’s trouble.”

And they will stop at nothing to protect you.

El Cabellero said, “As a Knight Templar, I was sworn to lay down my life in defense of all men women no matter what faith.”

Jones and his crew pounded the pavement, identifying potential anarchist targets for this year’s May Day marches. Because Phoenix feels the city needs it.

With every step he takes heads turn.

“I feel protected,” one Phoenix Jones fan said.  “I feel safe. Someone out there has to do it.”

His fans adore him.

“I think he’s an inspiration right now,” another fan proclaimed.  “Especially a community like we have. We got so much killing and mayhem. We need something to look at bro. I don’t care if he’s black, white, yellow or green.”

Phoenix Jones won’t stop until he feels the streets are safe for everyone.

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  • Anonymous

    Love it. Finally a news story that doesn’t grind your gears and restores faith in humanity. You go Phoenix Jones!

  • Matt

    Phoenix Jones is a badass I wish I had the balls to do what he does everyone should support him and his superhero friends I believe it is our civic duty to police our own streets and help police efforts we love you Phoenix Jones!!!!

  • Matt

    I wonder if there is any way Phoenix Jones can be compensated financially for his efforts he is providing our city an extremely wonderful service

    • Good Jeremy

      that was definitely powerful, it's great to see someone appreciate them for not just what they do, but for their message and what they sacrifice to do it.

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